God-Bro


a brother that has taken on the role of being a g-d father. but not just any g-d father but one that gives you the best life coaching, one that is eager to help when all is lost and one that tells you how it is. a g-d father that tells you there’s more fish in the sea and not to shop local. a g-d-bro is a person that is willing to twist arms just so you can be happy. although g-d-bros tend to procrastinate, they will always make sure they do the best thing by you. g-d-bros are the ones that people look up too they are the idols of society and simply the ones that are going to be there till the end.
damo: hey bro

bro: hey yeah
damo: wanna be my g-d-bro
bro: i’d love too

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