God Facutie


a large, heavy set young man that is the leader of all facuties everywhere. another person on this website stated that the g-d facutie is a fat, cute kid named julien when infact the real and only g-d facutie is a man named torrin a. b. who currently is going to college near albany ny.
torrin is the g-d facutie
the cutest and fatest person alive. the god facutie is the leader of all facuties. once the god facutie is born the t-tle cannot be removed until death. at the present day the god facutie is julien. past god facuties include rodger wilder, jason beall and others.
all hail the god facutie. there is no one cuter and fatter than he!

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