god punting
god punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to “god’s doing” or “god’s work.” it’s also used frequently by parents who can’t be bothered to do a google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that “god did it” or “god created that.”
little bobby- “dad, why do the stars twinkle?”
dad- “because god makes them twinkle. now run along & let dad watch his football game.”
little bobby- “dad, are you god punting me?”
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