the gradually-intensifying, mind-twisting period of profound confusion, unprecedented desperation and abject hopelessness endured through the haunting process of realization that–there is not, has never been and will never be a prayer answering, omnipotent, omnipresent and omnibenevolent deity.
she wasn’t sure that she would survive god-shatter. everything and everyone she had ever known now seemed alien, disconnected and strange. but in time, life itself became more precious than ever, each relationship more cherished, each experience uniquely valued; yet not for the promise of some eternal tomorrow, rather for the evanescence of the moment.
- ms natalia
the worst teacher you will ever meet, does not know english and does not know how to teach, she needs help, she stupid idiot what a ms natalia
- what about my dog
what about my dog is a term used for wondering if your dog would be included if you go out somewhere. it would normally be said by someone in the name of maximus. we’re going out to australia tomorrow, wanna come? “what about my dog”
- licking the table cloth
licking the b-tthole hair after some one takes a sh-t tyler had to go but there wasn’t any toilet paper so james started “licking the table cloth”
the nostalgic feeling a specific sound or song evokes in you, that transports you briefly to a time in your past. this sound can be as simple as the song of a certain bird chirping outside your window in the morning, bringing back a childhood memory. that 21 savage song gave me serious soundavu!
- rusty skewer
when you hold a d-ld- in your mouth and place the end in a man’s -ss pushing it in and out. while he jacks in sync with the d-ld- penetration so it looks like the d-ld- is going straight through him with his jerk off motion. man i got tim off so hard last night. […]