God Time



the official time down to the minute. sometimes watches can be “fast” or “slow” by a few or a lot of minutes and not always match the world clock. cell phones and computers are the exception since they are regulated and keep a consistent time. the time displayed on your cell phone is g-d time.
person 1: what time is it?

person 2: -looks at watch-“it is 4:46 pm”

person 3: -looks at cellphone- “according to g-d time it is 4:50 pm”

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