godfart
the hypothesized instantaneous creation of the universe by a single, all-powerful being, esp. yahweh/allah, from a complete and utter void, absent of matter.
monotheist: “g-d created everything we see out of absolutely nothing.”
smart-ss: “so we exist because of some godfart?”
when, in the process of an internet debate on religion, one member poses a question so difficult, the other member goes into a seizure.
“if g-d loves us, why does he kill us?”
“…um…”
“you’re a g-dfart.”
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