Godfather Shits


a saga of bowel movements in which the first two in the series are epic and the third is underwhelming at best.
guy 1: “bro, i housed 2 chipotle burritos before we went to the party and then i played 17 consecutive games of pong….then we got pizza after too! needless to say, i had g-dfather sh-ts today!”

guy 2: “at least the last one didn’t kill you”

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