Godiditional forms
“g-diditonal forms” is basically a good “scientific” term to be used in the creationist and intelligent design movements.
it is when someone uses the excuse “g-d did it” (a.k.a g-didit) as an explanation for something which they can’t explain.
atheist: so if everything happens for a reason, and god makes it happen, what’s the reason for your mother dying of cancer?
christian: uh…well…don’t question the mighty power! g-d did it!
atheist: -sigh-, not more g-diditional forms used as an argument! ack!
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atheist: who stole my pen? was it you brady?
brady (the christian): no, i didn’t do it? g-didit
atheist: -sigh-, it’s the second g-diditional form i’ve seen in the last 5 minutes!
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