GodKingSmiticus
a man that cannot be defined in words. his shear awesomeness is unparalled. his p-n-s is the size of two 54′ hd t.vs. he is a casanova. many people want these people dead. they are hunted for their t-st-cl-s. many people use g-dkingsmiticus t-st-cl-s as headbands. they are very popular fashion accesories. they are also hunted for the fact that people want to be them. they skin them and wear their faces as masks.
hey man do you see that g-dkingsmiticus. i sooooo want to wear his t-st-cl-s on my head.
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