God’s Country
land so far out in the middle of nowhere that even the most basic artifacts of civilization are hard to come by.
driver: “ugh, that sign says ‘last fuel for 250 miles’, guess we better fill up!”
p-ssenger: “yeah, welcome to g-d’s country”
noun 1. used to denote one u.s. state’s superiority over the rest.
wisconsin is g-d’s country–what other state has cheese curds and brett favre?
the sutherland shire in southern sydney. definately the best place to live.
guy 1: man, check out the beach! and you have the bush too!
guy 2: yeah, we really do live in g-d’s country in the shire
apparently, a country that has been blessed by g-d.
it’s what alabama isn’t, despite the amount of people in alabama named cleatus who proclaim “this is god’s country!!!!” after drinking 20 beers and f-cking their sister. if alabama truly is “g-d’s country”, then he must have really f-cked up.
yes, because “g-d’s country” is obviously a place full of rednecks who take a shower once a year, drink more beer in one day than the average alcoholic does in an entire week, watch nascar because seeing cars going around in circles at 200 miles an hour for 3 hours is really exciting (apparently), read the entire bible in one night, and hate black people (though they still call them n-gg-rs because they can’t get over the fact that they lost the civil war and that segregation was abolished).
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