Gods food


when you’ve dropped some food or sweets on the floor and you still want to eat it. blowing off lint and stating ‘g-ds food’ makes it safe to eat. similar to five second rule.
ah, i’ve dropped my hotdog.
-picks it up and blows off invisabugs and lint-
g-ds food!!!

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