blanche de chambly beer. it can be bought in few locations in the united states, but can readily be found and consumed in toronto, canada.
my two boys and i were smacking on outrageously spicy hot wings in toronto, canada, admiring the picturesque blue day, when our beer pitcher of blanche de chambly arrived. we had never had this beer, and after the first mouth-watering moments of consuming it, my boy turned to me and said: “this beer is so f-ck-ng good that g-d must have p-ss-d into the pitcher.” thus, god’s p-ss was born.
- godwin's second law
many people know of g-dwin’s primary law; as an arguement becomes more heated, the likely-hood of references to n-z-‘s and/or hitler increases. his secondary law is that; as the likely-hood of n-z-‘s and/or hitler being mentioned in a thread, in direct reference to his primary law, increases, so to must the chances of his own […]
the greatest position of all time, higher then a god. d-mn bro i wish i was a synfonic
a small mythical cherrub with an extremely short lifespan who prances about uncontrollably until its demise. tommy was unstoppable on the dance floor as he fluttered around like a goffwick.
synyster gates is a f-ck-n good guitar god from f-ck-n cool band – avenged sevenfold ,,hey, i heard about synyster! who is he?” ,,he plays guitar in avenged sevenfold” ,,oh, he’s so cute!” ,,hey, he’s mine!” ,,m-th-f-cka, get off!”
great friend, s-xy, usually likes people whose names start with d. usually has a best friend that starts with the later h and doesn’t give head. when heard from down the street men whistle. does not like people whose names start with an m. “did you see that girl today?” “yeah! she was with davis […]