God’s Rod
1- take a tumbler and pint sized gl-ss from the shelf
2- go to the refrigerator and fill the pint gl-ss with ice
3- add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint gl-ss
4- cover the top of the pint gl-ss with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds
5- strain the contents into the tumbler gl-ss (you can put some ice in the tumbler gl-ss as well if you prefer)
6- drink and repeat
tom: “hey i heard fred had one too many g-d’s rods last night”
jerry: “yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and the inquisition on the blacks, jews, and h-m-s-xuals”
tom: “wow, he really thought he was g-d’s rod”
jerry: “yep”
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