God’s Team
similar to america’s team, the dallas cowboys, the denver broncos are a treasure from g-d. g-d sent his only son tebow down from heaven to bless the team. he was born of the virgin cheerleader and mike shannahan. he runs, p-sses, and prays for our sins so that one day we may all sit at the right hand of the father, john elway.
dude 1: how did the broncos pull that sh-t off man! the first play in over time? wow that was sick!
dude 2: bro, you should have known, the broncos are g-d’s team.
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