Godwand’s Law
(extension of godwin’s law)
godwand’s law is an internet adage -sserting that “as an online dating discussion grows longer, the probability of a guy mentioning his big p-n-s approaches 1.” — that is, if a discussion on an online dating website (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later the male(s) involved will mention that they have a big, thick, relentless, or magical p-n-s ready to pleasure the female.
(true story of godwand’s law being applied)
him : hey, wanna ride a unicorn ?
her : that would be awesome ! i’m gonna burst your bubble though, unicorns don’t exist. no more than santa, pokemon and tinkerbelle. sorry if i ruined your childhood.
him : yeah but my unicorn’s magical, it can make you c-m each time you mount it !
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