Godzilla Shit
when you take a large, stiff sh-t that causes you to make a screeching howl much like godzilla.
someone in the stall next to me was taking a serious godzilla sh-t!
when a sh-t is so big and powerful that you literally feel like g-dzilla has come out of your -sshole. usually, a g-dzilla sh-t makes the sufferer bleed from the r-ct-m.
dave- hey man, im gonna go take a sh-t.
steve- sure, go ahead.
-20 minutes later-.
dave- dude, i think i had too much taco bell.
steve- why what’s wrong?
i just did a m-ssive sh-t, it set the smoke alarms off and everything.
steve- well, looks like you just did a g-dzilla sh-t. better call 9-1-1.
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