gofer
1. the mispelled way of gopher.
2. a short annoying guidence counselor at a middle school
3. a short annoying guidence counselor at a middle school who looks like a gopher
oh my god!! i saw gofer senpai today!! she’s so annoying!
(noun) a term for an employee, servant, or slave whose primary responsibility is to fetch items and bring them back to his or her boss, master, or owner. formed by contraction of the words “go for”. as in: “go for coffee, go for doughnuts, go for whatever we need you d-mn ‘gofer’.”
“i sent my gofer for coffee over twenty minutes ago. if he doesn’t get back soon, i’m dropping his health care benefits!”
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