goff
how r-t-rds wearing burbury pr-nounce “goth”
“eh hes wearin jeans…goff!”
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word used by townies or genral idiots, directed at anyone who wears anything black, or anything for that matter without a slogan stamped across it.
townie drone #1: f-kkin’ goffs
1. anyone who isn’t a moronic, racist, squalor dwelling w-nker in the middle of blackbyrd leys counil estate oxford.
2. anyone who’s hair is over half an inch long.
“‘ere mate, your wearing a dark blue jumper…goffic!!!”
a word generally used by chavs who use the word “goff” to attempt to insult anyone who may be wearing one or more items of black clothing (either that or someone who isn’t dripping in elizabeth duke gold plated jewellery, fake sports labels and burberry).
(a “goff” walks past a group of chavs outside mcdonalds. “goff” keeps his/her eyes down and keeps walking)
chav 1: what yous looking at?
chav 2: you wanna make something of that, you dirty little goff.
(“goff” keeps walking – chavs lose interest)
a descriptive word, slang pr-nounciation of the word ‘goth’ or gothic’ used by juvenile delinquents in the u.k known as chavs, neds, townies, kevs and any other undereducated folk that cannot grasp the egnlish language. used to label those whom express themselves without designer logos, wear black and/or listen to alternative types of music.
chav: ‘f-cking goff. ugly mingers’
chav2: ‘i can be a goff. jus’ slit me wrists and hate everyone.’
chav1: ‘if you be a goff i will chin ya.’
see gawth ;
an label used by ignorant people to taunt, and stereotype others of the teenage media gothic subculture
“goff!!”
“dont talk to me you goff.”
how moronic chavs say “goth” as they are unable to pr-nounce the “th”
hey you goff! i’m gonna knock you spark out!
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