Goffa
noun
australian military slang for soft drinks/soda pop.
i could do with a goffa you got any c-kes left?
fred has piles of goffas at least a slab of c-ke and one of sprite
derogatory. a mentally handicapped person, a r-t-rd.
possibly derived from the name of heol goffa ‘special’ school in llanelli, south wales, however its use has spread much further afield.
its use can be accompanied by a special hand gesture and jib to emphasise the point:
the jib is accomplished by placing your tongue in front of your bottom teeth and pushing your bottom lip outwards, and crossing your eyes.
the hand gesture consists simply of slapping the back of one limp hand with the other.
person 1: sh-t, i just locked my keys in the car.
person 2: hur hur, you goffa! -pulls face and slaps hand-
spaz spastic r-t-rd
hahaha, you goffa (to colleague as he commits an act of idiocy)
is also a military (navy) word for salute.
chucked the officer a goffa
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