goffwaffle
an annoyingly long thread of conversational drivel, usually political in nature, that serves the dual purpose of articulating a known fact in an overly smug fashion and insulting another person(s) on a deeply personal level.
if i have to read another facebook post jam-packed with that son of a b-tch’s arrogant goffwaffle, i’m going to crowdfund to have him fired out of a cannon and into the sun.
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