Goft


when the act of giving a person a gift gets replaced by an act of goofery. if honestly accidental, it is considered to be a minor goft, but if intentional is deemed to be fully goft
i never got suzy a gift for her birthday, so i fully goft her! i turned my phone off and took her best friendemy out for dinner just to avoid her.
a christmas gift given from iceland to norge.
norge: i lives my goft, iceland, i lives it so hardd.<3

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