the act of removing the remaining s-m-n from one’s urethra post m-st-rb-t–n; by squeezing upward from the base of the p-n-s
gogurt tubing is an excellent way to prevent a split stream during urination.
#gogurt #s-m-n #p-n-s #d-ck #weiner #j-zz #m-st-rb-t–n #c-m
- lit laura
an incredibly lit girl. laura eats cereal at 3am laura doesn’t take people’s sh-t laura is lit be like laura person one; did you see that girl at the party last night? she was litt person two; yeah that’s lit laura
- sperm shark
a man who actively hunts for the chance to be s-xually aroused by receiving or the thought of receiving human sperm in the mouth. father: i thought we came to san francisco to watch a giants game. son: no silly it’s pride week the only baseball will be the catching my mouth does. father: you […]
- green apple squirts
explosive and colorful diarrhea. after eating mcdonalds ashlee got a bad case of the “green apple squirts”.
foolometer; thing which measures a level of foolishness he was found less in contempt, for his clodpatometer made him more innocent.
- hoe power
when you go down on a girl and she smell like trout and you need to get the h-ll out. a fish market would have a hoe power of 10.