Gohmert
verb: to say something that is obviously and patently untrue to the point of stupidity, then when called upon to provide concrete evidence of the -ssertion, to flounder about angrily while shouting about the integrity of the questioner.
the congressman gohmerted for 5 minutes when called upon by anderson cooper to provide evidence that terror babies are being sneaked across the border.
noun: person who acts like an uneducated, proudly ignorant, loudly stupid blowhard, esp. when espousing right-wing lunacy or voting for the eponymous louie gohmert, republican congressman from texas
gohmert: i heard on fox where them aliens is comin’ to take away our guns and women and force us to go to the dentist!
dude: don’t be such a gohmert.
gohmert: i ain’t a gohmert. i just voted for ‘im.
any stupid, foolish or obtuse public official. origin: rep. louie gohmert (r-tx), one of the stupidest individuals ever to set foot in the u.s. capitol an elected representative.
congressman ________ was being a total gohmert when he voted against aid to victims of hurricane __________.
only a compete gohmert would vote for a guy that just lost his seat in congress as speaker of the house.
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