goiker
1. a slang word used to describe an individual who thrives on creating or intensifying drama within a group.
-can also be used as a verb -> goik, goiking, goiked
2. can also mean “jacked up”. (goik)
1. after not being invited to the theatre sat-rday evening, cathy was acting as a goiker by double-crossing her friends who did not invite her, spreading gossip and lies.
cathy was goiking for the rest of the week.
2. matilda was goiked last night at the club.
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felicia was upset at the restaurant when they were out of french vanilla cappuccino. she explained, “stupid b-tch, i want my cappuccino. this is f-ing goik!”
an obstuse wenis that dangles 2 inches below the elbow. commonly seen on fat -sses that don’t keep their wenis in tip top shape. this is a very unfortunate sight to see. ask anyone, they will tell you the same.
holy moly kerrie, would you get a look at that goiker!!
person #2: oh my gosh, that goiker looks like a saggy nipple.
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