Goldielocks
a female friend of gay men; more specifically bears, cubs and the like.
she’s not a f-ghag, she’s a goldielocks.
a woman who comes to your home, eats your food, sleeps in your bed and is still there when you get home.
heather over there is my goldielocks. she comes over, eats my food, sleeps in my bed and is still there when i get home.
a girl with really blond, beautiful long hair. hair which looks like gold. the words is taken from the childrens fairytale: goldielocks and the bears, written by the brothers grimm.
1. g-d, she is just like goldelocks!
2. oh my god, look at her hair! a goldielocks!
it means everything is all good.
hey man, how’s that burger? aw dude, it’s goldielocks.
a woman who digs bears.
bears turn my girlfriend on–but watching videos of overweight men with beards having s-x doesn’t really put me in the mood–who knew she was a goldie locks!
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