goin’ audible


when you get so hammered that your body shuts down your sense of sight and only uses sound.

–slogan– “to close for sight, switching to sound”
andrew: “ah sh-t look at drew and charlie…are they working that 250 pounder?”

graham: “yep, they’ve gone audible”

or

mitch: “i’m goin’ audible tonight”

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