goin hoggin
going to the bar’s with your buddies, and placeing bet’s on who will get the most fat chicks phone numbers. there is also a prize for nastest hog and biggest hog (blue ribbon hog’s is the term we use). on the onset of going out you must all decide a friends, number and name, you will all use as your own. (we use mostly the skinnest of the crew; who is not going out with us that night.)
the jerm won blue ribbons last week for the biggest hog and nastest hog; with one chick! g-d she almost ate him.
goonie always gets the bad end of us goin hoggin. they alway’s call him the next day.
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