going for two
“going for two” plays off the use of the football phrase: ie going for the more risky two point conversion, instead of settling for the extra point.
:encomp-sses a situation of s-xual innuendo, in which it is believed that two people have been alone in private for so long that, not only are they committing some sort of s-xual act, but have decided to press their luck and attempt to undertake 2 of such acts within the limited time they had together, before they eventually are interrupted or forced to return.
-megan and chris have been gone for way too long… they must be going for two
– is it safe to go back to the room yet, or do you think they’re going for two?
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