Going Goodman
the process of industriously consuming ungodly amounts of food, with no regard for one’s personal health, hygiene, and/or clothes worn at the dinner table. named after the infamous semi-professional eater & mediocre television star, john goodman. more specifically his downward spiral in life in correlation with the upward spiral in girth.
“jesus debbie! i can’t believe you ate all thirteen of my ego waffles. i bought them this morning, your totally going goodman!”
did you see dale at the party last night? he ate all the cornish game hen. he really went goodman.
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