going off-menu


choosing an option that wasn’t presented, whether that be on an actual menu or in other phases of life
i’m tired of this same old food. i’m going off-menu with this one. i want a big mac, but with only bbq sauce, onions, lettuce and cheese.

known versions of going off-menu include, but are not limited to: the mcchurger & the mcoctogon
cheating on ones significant other
dude 1: can you believe jesse james is going off-menu for marilyn manson?

dude 2: dude, apparently she lets him park his hot rod in her monster garage like 5 times more per week than sandra bullock.

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