running bye a random person and wiping your -ss on them.
kris and i are going streaking tonight downtown, anyone want to go?
- w t d h w g t m f f s s d
what the d-mn h-ll would gary the mother f-cking friendly sea snail do? girl: should we get dinner? guy: w.t.d.h.w.g.t.m.f.f.s.s.d.?
short for it’s ‘nice to be nice’. it’s a way of showing that an act of random kindness or action of niceness has been carried out. i just gave a sandwich to a homeless person #ntbn
- icelandic pipe
when you put faeces in a condom freeze it and the use it as d-ld- until defrosted last night i used a icelandic pipe when you faeces in a condom freeze it and use it as a d-ld- till it defrosts omg last i got icelandic piped
when you cut off a guy’s small non erected p-n-s and sew it to their forehead did you see that guy over there, he looks like a limpacorn?
- guatemalan reach round
when ya best mate will w-nk you off for a fiver all i want is a guatemalan reach round