Going to Alford


a euphemism used in a similar fashion as “going to see a man about a dog”.

‘going to alford’ is usually a polite way of explaining an intention to attend a clandestine s-xual meeting with anonymous consenting individuals.
where’s kyle?

he’s ‘going to alford’ for the night.

filthy b-gg-r.

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