going to walmart


code phrase for “going to steal sh-t at walmart”. the term “going to walmart” implies shoplifting because that is the purpose of any visit to walmart.
michael: “i want a rip stick. we are going to walmart…”
alex: “i was thinking the same thing, im hungry. bring your poofy jacket chris.”
chris: “f-ckkk yeahh”
a code name for having s-x or intercourse
alice and jim are going to walmart tonight.

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