gold bond
a wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it’s just a cover-up).
do you wanna throw on some gold bond? it feels like a thousand angels blowing on your b-lls.
vagisil, but for men.
gold bond is g-d’s gift to man.
a miracle powder that can best be described as “a tropical breeze on your n-ts-ck!” the perfect cure for sweaty b-lls. however, recreational use is encouraged. especially effective if applied immediatly after showering.
its been such a bad day that all i want to do is go home, shower, and enjoy that nice tingle on my b-lls after i goldbond
a golden breathmint for your b-lls
i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts
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