Christmas blue balled
the feeling you get when you don’t receive the gift you expected or really wanted
guy 1-hey mark, did you get that ps3 you kept telling your mom to get you?
mark – nope, i got a nintendo wii….
guy 1- ooooo…….you got christmas blue balled
mark – (throws wii out the window)
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