gold star champion
an overachiever who has the consistently annoying habit of hijacking any conversation into an advertis-m-nt of his or her successes to anyone within ear range so that he or she can get some cheap validation; usually someone who was a top students in elementary school who h–rded the gold star stickers and used them as a (self-defined) standard of superiority
_________ had a habit of steering any fun night at the bar into letting people know about his/her newest top academic scores. she’s such a f-cking gold star champion.
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