Gold top



a can of busch beer. the top of the can is gold in case you didn’t know
i cracked a couple of gold tops in cl-ss today just to keep me fresh.

yo olo pick me up a 30 of gold tops.

gold tops are cheap and delicious.
a can of cheap and delicious busch beer
stupid person: yo dude p-ss me a busch

smart person: yeah but it’s called a goldtop

stupid person: goldtop?

smart person: just look at the color of the top of the can

stupid person: oh i get it. i’m sorry for not calling it by its proper name. so let me get a goldtop bro

smart person: no, get your own sh-thead

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