a can of busch beer. the top of the can is gold in case you didn’t know
i cracked a couple of gold tops in cl-ss today just to keep me fresh.
yo olo pick me up a 30 of gold tops.
gold tops are cheap and delicious.
a can of cheap and delicious busch beer
stupid person: yo dude p-ss me a busch
smart person: yeah but it’s called a goldtop
stupid person: goldtop?
smart person: just look at the color of the top of the can
stupid person: oh i get it. i’m sorry for not calling it by its proper name. so let me get a goldtop bro
smart person: no, get your own sh-thead
small county in virginia, filled with hicks/rednecks and losers who all have extremely large gooches. reilly meng really likes those gooches. (thanks gabe) i live in goochland, it sucks, i hate it.
- good and a cifra
better than just good, exponentially better than average. “cifra” pr-nounced ‘chee-fra means “sum” in italian. that coffee was not only good, it was good and a cifra. can also use “and a cifra” after any other descriptive adjective, for example “my sister just broke up with her boyfriend. she is sad and a cifra”
- good b*mps
instead of having the goose b-mp from when somebody is kissin on you, you get the good b-mps, when a boy/girl goes down your neck & all that laura: i cant wait for tonight! joe: imma give you them good b-mps girl!
- matzah ball soup
p-ssing in a girls mouth and then dunking your b-lls inside of her mouth. girl: whats for dinner? response: matzah ball soup, now open up b-tch!
the name given to the mavericks by cleveland after they beat the heat in the nba finals person 1: “mav-a-liers, mav-a-liers” person 2: oh ya i forgot you were from cleveland. person 1: mavaliers all the way!