GoldBond Yoga
generally a morning ritual, the act of thoroughly powdering your’s (and/or other’s) genitals before getting dressed.
-think: like a baby getting his/her diaper changed, legs up!
“dude, the humidity is giving me a rash, i need to practice goldbond yoga”
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