golden arches
when a human male holds his p-n-s upward and starts to p-ss, making an arch, yellow in color.
do a golden arch
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the hugely popular, overrated fast food restaurant named mcdonaldz where they insist on puttin’ a ‘mc’ in front of everyword spoken in every establishment.
their big yellow ‘m’ is what this term referz to.
customer: i’d like a c-ke please.
staff: thatz one mcc-ke.
customer: forget it ya mcw-nker, i’m off to burger king…
(i know itz not a proper example but who givez a sh-t, this is funnier)
mc donalds
i am hungry lets go down the golden arches
a variation of the golden shower. specifically, when two men pee on another person from opposite sides, tracing golden arches in the air. also possible for 2 women to accomplish, with some preparation.
hans and fritz gave me ze golden arches last night, und i had to towel off afterwards.
1. the global fast food chain that also has tremendous property holdings.
2. a pun on them – their fries when eaten in significant quant-ties make your sh-t turn gold – so your -ss turns into the golden arches when they are on the way out
3. in s-x – when two people urinate on one person
1. “i just smoked a huge joint, time to go to the golden arches”
2. “man, after the bar i went to the golden arches and the next day i had to deal with the golden arches.”
3. “…”
what your coronary arteries turn into after 30+ years of mickey-d’s.
jack: look at that fatso under the fake azaleas!
jill: yeah, he’s really taken the golden arches to heart.
when a girl’s g-string is showing above the top of her pants, for example when she bends over or crouches down low.
good code word for perving with the lads…
when a girl got some tig ol bitties…u call her mickey d’s.
“yo, that girl had her golden arches all up im my face..she had me craven mcdonalds”
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