Grundle Secretion
the scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one’s grundle. this nether-region, tucked between one’s b-lls (or v-g-n-) and -n-s, shows symptoms of grundle secretion (gs) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees fahrenheit, among many others.
john: “dude, when megan and i switched airline seats i didn’t think i would be sitting in a damp puddle. do you think she peed?”
grundologist greg: “no john, she did not. she, along with 41% of other americans, suffer from grundle secretion. that was just a mixture of her grundle b-tter. airline seats often contribute to excessive gs.”
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