Golden Balls
the sobriquet of english football (soccer) player and fashionmonger david beckham.
given to him by his legion of adoring fans and endorsed by his celebrity wife victoria …though she is reported to favour the nickname solidago.
ferguson, the manchester united manager, is thought to use yet another name…. presently undisclosed….
“no!! twerp head rooney …i didn’t mean you… i meant golden b-lls beckham …. oh sorry signor capellet ..sometimes i can’t tell my -rs- from my elbow.”
golden b-lls swerved the ball from the free-kick with his usual aplomb,scoring the winning goal for la galapagos in the final seconds of the game.
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