golden coil of death

the horrible and huge yellow-tinted cr-p you always seem to have to take during excersize, usually a long way from the nearest toilet.
wife: where are your socks and your shirt?
husband: in the middle of my hike i got a real gut buster. i dropped a huge golden coil of death in the forest and had to wipe my -ss with my socks. and my shirt…

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