Golden Cone
when you get really bored and you have to pee so you go to the toilet and twist up your p-n-s until you can’t anymore and then let go while p-ssing so it flings all over the place.
yeah sorry about that bathroom incident last night dude. i was h-lla drunk and bored so i did a golden cone all over the place.
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