Golden Dildo


the ancient coveted d-ld- made of solid gold rumored to be from cabildo. discovered in history by moses, he lead the jews out with his magical d-ld-. it is believed it lights the way at night. since then it has been in the possession of caesar, alexander the great, nph. its whereabouts are now unknown but a young man named clayton acy is on a journey around the world to find it.
acy “golden d-ld-”
a d-ld- that has magic powers and is said to only penetrate virgins. and is also used by fat chicks for pleasurement in the -sshole and v-g-n- making them squirt p-ssy juice all over themselves.
example1:hey tim! have you been raped by the goldend-ld- yet?

example2:i heard that the fat chick over there got raped by the goldend-ld-.
a status of being awesome.
that car is the golden d-ld-

mike is a golden d-ld-
ive got pretty tired of calling people r-t-rd, c-ck hole, f-g, etc… so ive decided when somebody whats to be a dumb-ss im just gonna call them a golden d-ld-
me: ron why are you such a golden d-ld-?
ron: what are you talking about?
me: god d-mn your a golden d-ld-.

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