golden gas pump
when a woman tugs on a man’s flaccid p-n-s while urinating. she tugs on it in a fashion so that she is getting sprayed like gasoline coming out of a nozzle.
guy 1: gina is such a wh-r-.
guy 2: why, did she offer to give you a golden gas pump?
guy 1: yeah, and i totally went for it.
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