Golden Gordon


golden gordon (n) – an occurance involving alex goldwater (gordon) making a fool of himself and not realising, causing much amus-m-nt to all about.
gordon holding a cup of coffee, then being asked the time. he proceeds to turn his wrist to look at his watch, simultaneously pouring coffee all over himself.

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