golden grape nuts
when one sits down to take a sh-t and inevitably p-sses in the water before the first t-rd hits. then when the first t-rd does h-t, it splashes cold p-ss water onto one’s b-lls and they shrivel up to the size of grape nuts.
“dude, i just took a mean sh-t and when that f-cker plopped it gave me golden grape nuts!”
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