Golden Handkerchiefs


a downbeat variation of golden handcuffs, often used when you realise the retention bonus or retention contract you have signed up for keeps you in a bad company where you really don’t want to be.
pauline “what’s up? you dont seem your normal chirpy self.”

stephanie “i’m crying into my golden handkerchiefs, i want to get out of this chickensh-t outfit but can’t”

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