golden honey rocket
a golden honey rocket is when a guy preforms an oil change, but instead of clean urine, he inserts honey (must be diluted, or it will be to thick to work properly). when he -j-c-l-t-s, the bladder is released at the same time, and thus the honey shoots out, instead of urine.
dude1: “did she blow you last night?”
dude2: “yeah man, she was so surprised when i shot a golden honey rocket at her.”
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