Golden Mile
a string of pubs and taverns that are visited one after another in the act of pub-hopping.
“come on! i have work tomorrow!”
“oh no! this isn’t another night on the town. we’re going the golden mile! tam o’ shanty’s, poor richard’s, every last one of ’em!”
a unit of distance used to measure an area that was driven while masturbating.
all car trips are better when you drive a golden mile.
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